[after this disaster, and after Asher's able to weasel them both out of jail, of course, Jin's shooting Zenyatta a quick message-- if anybody needs the heads up to watch out for the bandits lurking around the town, it's Zenyatta. Who knows if he'd still be polite to them with a gun to his forehead.]
Zenyatta. There's a number of bandits that're hanging around the bars in-town. You--
[Ah.
Ah his face is fucked up from getting into a fight lmao why did he pick video. Jin '''inconspiculously''' swaps back to voice, then continues--] You should make sure that you watch yourself out there, all right?
[ His circuits are frozen and he is pretty much frozen to the ground. At least, he isn't dead. At least, he isn't dead. His eyes close for a second and glad that he can just use his mind to talk. Well, text. ]
[There's no such thing as "Christmas" where Aang comes from, but he finds he rather likes the concept of getting gifts for his friends as a token of appreciation. Unfortunately, there's a shortage of ready gifts in Oska proper - the librarians chide him quite soundly when he tries to sneak out of the library with a few extra books underhand - and so he's forced to use his noodle, brainstorming until he comes up with the perfect gift.
Of course, all handmade gifts take time, and so it's several days after the ball that Zenyatta finally receives his gift, taped lopsided to his door. There's no signature on it, but the figures depicted should make it abundantly clear who the gift is from.
Congrats, you are now the proud owner of one (1) slightly stale noodle portrait of yourself and Aang. Happy holidays!!!!!!]
[On the evening of New Years, a little package has been left out for Zenyatta. It's been wrapped in a thin, decorative cloth. Upon unwrapping, inside is a diligently folded origami, and a note left inside that's probably for Zenyatta. It's not 100% clear that it's from Hanzo since he hasn't left his name, but it's a good bet anyway.]
[On screen is the second state of being for Saitama, dirty and in torn up clothes, though this time it's the orange prison jumpsuit. And, right, the glowing XX on his forehead that gives his shiny head a bit of a nice sheen.]
we're gonna do it HERE.
Besides, he found himself wanting space from McCree anyone.
after being unreasonably snappishHanzo stands at the mouth of the cave that Zenyatta is in, and pauses. He frowns to himself before offering a small, polite bow.]
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video -> voice;
Zenyatta. There's a number of bandits that're hanging around the bars in-town. You--
[Ah.
Ah his face is fucked up from getting into a fight lmao why did he pick video. Jin '''inconspiculously''' swaps back to voice, then continues--] You should make sure that you watch yourself out there, all right?
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actionnnn
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text;
call asher
[Tellingly, if Zenyatta attempts a response, there'll be nothing but silence in response. Jin's out-- and out cold.]
BACKDATED
[ His circuits are frozen and he is pretty much frozen to the ground. At least, he isn't dead. At least, he isn't dead. His eyes close for a second and glad that he can just use his mind to talk. Well, text. ]
I require healing.
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2/2 JK
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ITS OK IF WE DROP THIS THREAD i know i took forever
NAH NEVER LEAVE ME
GOOD
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12/21, @TARANTO
question
he's gone now but did you ever meet kylo ren
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I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THAT YET your brilliant wittiness was almost lost on me
its just a stupid droid joke he has nothing specific about him that makes the joke funnier lmao
i didn't even recognize him as SW ok you're working with a poorly equipped audience
Good god
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text; un: I CAN B UR DADDY
[You would think that Asher would actually have something important to say to Zenyatta, but instead:]
u ever gotten high off some intergalactic ganja?
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im so sorry for this
you should be
jk 2/2
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text; un: white_lotus
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delivery
Of course, all handmade gifts take time, and so it's several days after the ball that Zenyatta finally receives his gift, taped lopsided to his door. There's no signature on it, but the figures depicted should make it abundantly clear who the gift is from.
Congrats, you are now the proud owner of one (1) slightly stale noodle portrait of yourself and Aang. Happy holidays!!!!!!]
delivery; 12/31
Thank you for saving him.
text; un: saitama
I'm back.
Text;
Still text I'm just too effing lazy to format on my phone
only if you accept me being too lazy to do a single fucking futurology tag
I guess that's a fair trade off
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Yo, Zenyatta. You alive?
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[voice; un: METTATON]
I wanted to apologize. I shouldn't have antagonized you, none the less assaulted you. Especially not while you were ill.
I'm sorry.
[He's hanging up.]