[Zenyatta takes the lead, beginning to float towards the wreckage, and gives a backwards glance to Saitama when he says "balls" instead of orbs again.]
Very mature.
[As they get to the wreck, there's certainly scraps of metal everywhere. Some even look like they could still fall further, perched unusually high in an unbalanced way. It's a wonder it hasn't fallen yet. Zenyatta folds his hands in a particular way, and bows his head slightly, sending out a small frequency to the orbs to locate them. After a few moments, one orb flies from the remains of the spaceship, and Zenyatta raises a hand to catch it. It's a bit scuffed, but whole.]
Oh, good... They seem to all be still in one piece. Still stuck in various places, but whole. I had missed these...
[He knows he isn't supposed to form attachments to physical things, but... these were very dear to him.]
If the situation was reversed you couldn't resist saying it, either.
[He accuses, perhaps erroneously, but good-naturedly.
He pokes around as Zenyatta does his thing, not paying much attention to the precarious position of some of the wreckage as he scavenges. When Zenyatta speaks up, he straightens up holding a . . . slightly damaged package of socks. He smiles big, both at his own find and for Zenyatta's find.]
Ah, good! And look what I found. [He trots up to him, holding up the package that was slightly smoldering.]
[...No, he wouldn't resist saying it either. But shh.]
Socks? Ah, those will be useful.
[He means it. People get holes in socks all the time! New socks are good. Meanwhile, he focuses again, and two more orbs join Zenyatta's orbit, falling into place with the others.]
There is another around here. Ahead of us, but I cannot tell where it is trapped...
[They might need to go into part of the wreckage to get to it. Zenyatta floats his way in, regardless, because Saitama has his back, yes?]
[Sadly, on this point Saitama is thinking solely of himself in term of these socks. Saving people from burning ship wreckage before worrying about himself, sure, par for the course. But free socks? All his, baby.
He shoves the socks into his jumpsuit, walking along with him because of course he has his back, but he also glances around as they go.]
Lemme know if you see any clean underwear, that's important for me to have, too.
[who knows how long they're gonna be trapped here in dirty clothes??]
[Surely, a chaste robot monk would be able to resist......]
I originally wore more. It was part of our Shambali robes, but over time, the part of my outfit that covered my chest fell apart. I saw no need to replace it.
[Meanwhile, he tries to get a sense of his orbs under that piece of ship.]
[Maybe there's more to it than him being a pervert monk that he wanted to look, hmmmmmm?]
Haha, really?
[He shoots him a grin.] And people call me lazy!
[He trots toward the wreckage, chuckling a bit more.] It explains the state your pants were in. [He glances around, looking for a good bit to grab, but in the end just dug his fingers through the metal and tearing off the chunk of ship, holding it over his head in a shower of dirt, sparks and scraps of metal.]
[He drops the chunk of ship down, not at all gentle, creating a tremor the quakes him and everything around. A piece of ship high above them that was barely hanging on jostled free, tumbling down for them...
...Though, of course, Saitama is a little distracted at the moment to notice.]
Yeah, must be all of 'em, you look much brighter.
[Literally and metaphorically. Zenyatta can't look happier, but he seems like he is to Saitama.]
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No, now you ruined everything
[Would a robot be for or against hunting for meat if they were a monk?]
But first, finding your balls.
sh...............
Also, I feel I should insist that you call them orbs...
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That works, too, I guess. So can you sense 'em or something? Or am I gonna be picking up parts of spaceship in blind hope?
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[He steps beside Zenyatta and gestures for him to lead the way.]
Let's go get your balls--err, orbs--back.
[The smirk proves that was no mistake.]
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Very mature.
[As they get to the wreck, there's certainly scraps of metal everywhere. Some even look like they could still fall further, perched unusually high in an unbalanced way. It's a wonder it hasn't fallen yet. Zenyatta folds his hands in a particular way, and bows his head slightly, sending out a small frequency to the orbs to locate them. After a few moments, one orb flies from the remains of the spaceship, and Zenyatta raises a hand to catch it. It's a bit scuffed, but whole.]
Oh, good... They seem to all be still in one piece. Still stuck in various places, but whole. I had missed these...
[He knows he isn't supposed to form attachments to physical things, but... these were very dear to him.]
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[He accuses, perhaps erroneously, but good-naturedly.
He pokes around as Zenyatta does his thing, not paying much attention to the precarious position of some of the wreckage as he scavenges. When Zenyatta speaks up, he straightens up holding a . . . slightly damaged package of socks. He smiles big, both at his own find and for Zenyatta's find.]
Ah, good! And look what I found. [He trots up to him, holding up the package that was slightly smoldering.]
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Socks? Ah, those will be useful.
[He means it. People get holes in socks all the time! New socks are good. Meanwhile, he focuses again, and two more orbs join Zenyatta's orbit, falling into place with the others.]
There is another around here. Ahead of us, but I cannot tell where it is trapped...
[They might need to go into part of the wreckage to get to it. Zenyatta floats his way in, regardless, because Saitama has his back, yes?]
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He shoves the socks into his jumpsuit, walking along with him because of course he has his back, but he also glances around as they go.]
Lemme know if you see any clean underwear, that's important for me to have, too.
[who knows how long they're gonna be trapped here in dirty clothes??]
If you spot underwear first, you can have some.
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Thanks for reminding him again about how when he was human, and he forgot about underwear.]
Do not concern yourself with needing to share. As you know, I do not need any.
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Really? You wear pants, so I just figured...
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[Oh, awkward. Just going to quietly recollect a few more orbs...]
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[Hanging out naked us fine, but watching someone undress? That's weird.]
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[Because like, he did watch a little? But he's DEFINITELY not going to say anything about that now.]
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Why do you wear pants, then...?
[He asks while also pointing at a massive piece of ship lodged in the ground, working an eyebrow to silently ask if an orb is under there.]
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I originally wore more. It was part of our Shambali robes, but over time, the part of my outfit that covered my chest fell apart. I saw no need to replace it.
[Meanwhile, he tries to get a sense of his orbs under that piece of ship.]
Yes, there is one there.
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Haha, really?
[He shoots him a grin.] And people call me lazy!
[He trots toward the wreckage, chuckling a bit more.] It explains the state your pants were in. [He glances around, looking for a good bit to grab, but in the end just dug his fingers through the metal and tearing off the chunk of ship, holding it over his head in a shower of dirt, sparks and scraps of metal.]
Can it get out now?
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And then Saitama just tears apart the ship.
So strong.]Oh-! Yes, that is plenty, thank you...
[The final and last orb rejoins around his neck, and he hums lightly as they circle around him.]
I believe that is all of them.
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[He drops the chunk of ship down, not at all gentle, creating a tremor the quakes him and everything around. A piece of ship high above them that was barely hanging on jostled free, tumbling down for them...
...Though, of course, Saitama is a little distracted at the moment to notice.]
Yeah, must be all of 'em, you look much brighter.
[Literally and metaphorically. Zenyatta can't look happier, but he seems like he is to Saitama.]