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[iomnic]

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[iomnic]

...

[That's not normal... the space thing, that is.]

Would it be easier for you to find me?

[heroforhobby]

Yeah, probably. I can probably just jump on the walls or something, hold on.

[iomnic]

I am holding on.

[WAITS... ALTHOUGH Saitama sure will be in for a rude surprise soon.]

[heroforhobby]

[That Saitama was. He reconnects with Zenyatta, looking very very irritated.]

Okay, the walls are being assholes so I can't get up there.

[iomnic]

["The walls are being assholes."]

I thought as much might be true. This is intended to be punishment. I doubted it would be easily be conquered. We must not be so far apart, though. Mm...

There may be a way I can find you.

[heroforhobby]

[That doesn't seem to quell his irritation. He sends a glare up, as if trying to calculate how to beat them, but it may be more beneficial to meet up with Zenyatta.

He can always try to beat invisible wall barriers later, after all.]

Yeah? How?

[iomnic]

First, sit down and breathe.

[heroforhobby]

[He almost says back what good will that do, but he's coming to trust a little more in Zenyatta's abilities outside all his meditating, and so he drops down heavily to the ground and takes a deep breath through his nose--cartoonishly so.]

[iomnic]

[Zenyatta can actually find people within a certain radius of himself the power of being support class, but really, asking Saitama to sit down and breathe deep was just to get him to chill out. It takes Zenyatta a good ten minutes to begin navigating through the maze, and he's being taken even further from Saitama, but he has confidence he'll find him soon enough.]

I suppose I should ask- have you seen my orbs? I have been trying to recall them back to me, but they can only travel so far.

[heroforhobby]

[Since Zenyatta hadn't asked him to close his eyes he's totally fallen for this chilling out technique. He just assumes the robot is using his zen robot yoga powers to track him down or something.]

Oh, uh . . . no. [Glances behind him, at the wreckage that's not quite on camera.] I'm by some of the ship, though, maybe they're in there.

[iomnic]

[Well, he is, but he also doesn't want Saitama falling asleep.]

I can only hope. They were hand-carved, and a gift. I would really hate to lose them...

[heroforhobby]

Well, whenever you get here we can go looking. [Itches all cadual-like in his ear with his pinky.] If they're under something I can lift it up.

[iomnic]

That would be greatly appreciated, thank you.

I am approximately five minutes away. It is a good thing, we were close to begin with.

[heroforhobby]

Yeah, it is. I was worried. At least it's just your balls trapped under debris and not all of you.

[iomnic]

Phrasing.

[heroforhobby]

Meant what I said.

[Thinkin' 'bout your balls here, Zen.]

[iomnic]

[He doesn't reply, just makes a "Hfffff..."
sound. ]

[heroforhobby]

[He looks too amused with himself.]

So are you close to me yet or what?

[iomnic]

[And with the turn of a corner, he floats into view with a slight wave.]

Greetings.

[heroforhobby]

[Here comes a special boy.

Saitama jumps up to his feet, coming to greet him with a grin.]

There he is.

[iomnic]

Here I am.

[He adds with a "hah," as they close the distance between each other.]

Thank you for your patience.

[heroforhobby]

What else was I gonna be doing? [He gestures at the walls and smoldering debris around them.]

[iomnic]

Ah...

[Yeah, you sure did punch the shit out of that wall, huh.]

Well, I presume you could have gone looking for resources. Have you eaten yet?

[heroforhobby]

[Shrugs.] That sorta stuff I can worry about later. [He says confidently, until he's starving 5 days later.] Wanted to make sure people like you were safe and sound first.

ignore me using a human icon ok its how he feels

[iomnic]

[Even if he's awful at conveying it, Saitama always prioritizes others first. It's so endearing...]

That is understandable. But we should not forget to prioritize finding food. If I may ask for your assistance in also finding my orbs, I will join you in finding the others as well.